| :: The Junk Drawer |
Everyone's got a junk drawer, that under-appreciated
pit of chaos where you stash all the odd stuff that doesn't really
have any other place to go. Welcome to the site's cyberspace equivalent.
Go on, have a rummage, nobody's watching. God only knows what all
will end up here.
| Ross gets in yer face! - 2 wallpaper
images for your desktop (the images at left). Best for 1024x768 resolution. Startling,
trust me ;-) |
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| I'd be an alcoholic - You've heard of the
Queen Vic, now see the Dream Vic ;-) One day I'll redo this a bit better. Too
much fiddling killed the quality, and yes, I know UF Ross in the back looks like
Lurch ;-D |
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Henno Fan Art - Belgian fan Anne-Marie
sent us her drawing of Ross as Henno in "Ultimate
Force". She runs the Red
Troop Call group on Yahoo for fans of the series. |
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| Ross in "Spartacus" - This one
was done last year by my then 4 year old who has made Ross's character look like
a friendly chap, rather than the vicious whip-wielding cretin that he is. The
original as seen here was given to Ross, who delighted the artist by signing a
copy for him :-) |
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Have a ball with Ross - Filling a need
we didn't even know we had, it's the Ross Kemp Fun Ball! We've already worn out
the innuendo on this one, so don't bother ;-) This crafty little item was sent
to us by Sheree, aka our resident Forum
lunatic "The Tea Lady". She runs the fab Tony
Curran fansite. And shame on you if you've not yet visited it. |
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Save & print the full sized image, sizing as you like.
Cut it out and fold the tabs in, and, uh...well if I can figure it out, so can
you ;-) |
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Ultimate Force Intimidation Training -
Thanks to Sheree
again, now you can learn to emulate Henno and the gang from the comfort of your
own desk. Show upper management who is really the boss! |
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(1024x768) |
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Ross Kemp's Staring Challenge - New and
improved! "Have you got the bollocks to take me on?" Not recommended
for children or the elderly. Or wimps. Especially if they work at The Guardian. |
external link |
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The Ross Kemp Staring Mobile - From 'Your
Mum' - no, not yours. Fight crime with this handy gadget. Wire hanger sold
separately. |
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